FATHER'S OCCUPATION

"What's your father's occupation?"
Asked the school secretary,
Filling in the forms at the start of the academic year.

"He's a magician,"
Said the small boy.

"How interesting!
What's his favorite trick?"

"Sawing people in half."

"Really?
Now,
Next question.
Any brothers or sisters?"

"Yes.
One half-brother and two half-sisters.

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