LITTLE JOHNY LEARNING ENGLISH FOR THE FIRST TIME

Little Johny was new to school and was learning English for the first time.

On his 1st DAT,
He saw two people fighting.
He tried to stop them,
And they said 'SHUT UP!'.
So he learn t a new word.

Then at home he was watching SUPERMAN.
There he learn t i am SUPERMAN.

His father was teaching him some etiquette.
He said 'Always be kind to ladies,
And say LADIES FIRST when necessary'.

So the next day,
He went proudly to school that he learn t three new things.

His teacher asked him a question,
And Johny goes 'SHUT UP!'.
The teacher gets angry and says,
'Who do you think you are?'.

Johny says,
'I am SUPERMAN'.

Then the teacher says,
'GET OUT!'.

Johny says,
'LADIES FIRST'.