Law of telephone:
When you dial a wrong number,
You never get a busy tone.
Law of mechanical repair:
After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch.
Law of the workshop:
Any tool when dropped,
Will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of the alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire,
The next morning you will have a flat tire.
Bath theorem:
When the body is immersed in water,
The telephone rings.
Law of encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases,
When you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Law of the result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work,
It will.
Law of bio mechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Theater rule:
People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
Law of coffee:
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee,
Your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Law of proposal:
After you accept a proposal you will get a better one :-D
When you dial a wrong number,
You never get a busy tone.
Law of mechanical repair:
After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch.
Law of the workshop:
Any tool when dropped,
Will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of the alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire,
The next morning you will have a flat tire.
Bath theorem:
When the body is immersed in water,
The telephone rings.
Law of encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases,
When you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Law of the result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work,
It will.
Law of bio mechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Theater rule:
People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
Law of coffee:
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee,
Your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Law of proposal:
After you accept a proposal you will get a better one :-D
