TALKING TO GOD!

Teacher fell asleep in class and Little Johnny walked up to him...

Little Johnny:
"Teacher are you sleeping in class?"

Teacher:
"No I am not sleeping in class."

Little Johnny:
"What were you doing sir?"

Teacher:
"I was talking to God."

The next day Little Johnny fell asleep in class and the same teacher walks up to him...

Teacher:
"Johnny, you are sleeping in my class."

Little Johnny:
"No not me sir,
I am not sleeping."

Angry teacher:
"What were you doing.?"

Little Johnny:
"I was talking to God."

Angry teacher:
"What did he say?"

Little Johnny:
"God said he never spoke to you yesterday...