IN FRONT OF LALOO GOD ARE YOU CRYING

Saddam Hussain visits God and asks him:
"God when shall i see the defeat of Bill Clinton."

God replies:
Son,
You will not see it in your lifetime.

Hearing this,
Saddam Hussain starts crying and goes away.

Gen Parvez Musharaff visits God and asks him:
"God when shall i see the capture of Kashmir by Pakistan."

God replies:
Son,
You will not see it in your lifetime.

Hearing this,
Gen Parvez Musharaff starts crying and goes away.

Laaloo Yadav visits God and asks him:
"God when shall i see Bihar becoming a prosperous and happy state."

Hearing this,
God starts crying.

Laaloo is astounded and asks:
"God,
Why are you crying?"

God replies:
Son,
I will not see it in my lifetime.