MAID THAT'S NICE DECISION SIR

One day i gone to my girl friend house,
Maid approach me and asked me...


Question-1:
What would you like to have for a drink, fruit juice, soda, tea , hot chocolate, cappuccino, frappuccino or coffee?

Answer:
Tea please.


Question-2:
Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea?
Answer:
Ceylon tea please.

Question-3:
How would you like it?
Black or white?
Answer:
White.

Question-4:
Milk or fresh cream?
Answer:
With milk.

Question-5:
Powdered milk or fresh milk?
Answer:
Aah,
Fresh.

Question-6:
Goat's milk or cow's milk?
Answer:
Cow's milk please.

Question-7:
Freeze-land cow or African cow?
Answer:
U mm,
Think I'll just take it black.

Question-8:
Would you like it with a sweetener, sugar or honey or without?
Answer:
With sugar.

Question-9:
Beet sugar or cane sugar?
Answer:
Cane sugar.

Question-10:
White, brown or yellow sugar?
Answer:
Oh ya, forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead.

Question-11:
Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?
Answer:
Mineral water.

Question-12:
Flavored or non-flavored?
Answer:
I think I'll just die of thirst!!!!!!!

Maid-
That's nice decision sir.