NEVER EVEN FACED A UNIVERTITY

Teacher is teaching science and the topic is "electricity".

Teacher:
To a boy,
Son what i have written on white board?

Boy:
Mam "eletratity."

Teacher:
No pronounce correctly it is electricity,
Boy: "

Teacher:
No electricity.

Boy:
Eletratity.

Teacher:
After some time,
Ok call your father tomorrow.

Father came.........................

Teacher:
Your son is called eletratity to electricity.
I made him understand a lot that it is called electricity.

Father:
Mam poor boy seems to have less capatity.

Teacher:
You also,
Has any other elder member from your family also here?

Father:
Yes my burg brother.

Teacher:
Ok send him inside.

Teacher to his big brother:
Sir your son call eletratity to electricity & your brother told that his capatity is less.

Big brother:
Ohho,
Such a tiny matter and you did its publitity all over.

Teacher with anger:
Send someone else from your family.

Big brother ok,
My father will come.

Teacher to his father:
Sir your grand son called eletratity to electricity,
And your younger son told that his capatity is less,
And your older son told that you have done needless publitity.

Grandfather:
Ohho,
These dumb ppl don't know nothing,
They have never even faced a univertity.....