TWO DOCTORS COMPLAINING ABOUT NURSE

Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Jenny.

She is incredibly dumb.
She does everything absolutely backwards.

First doctor:
"Just last week,
I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of Percolate every 10 hours.
She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours.
He nearly died on us!"

Second doctor:
"That's nothing.
Earlier this week,
I told her to give a patient an enema every 24 hours.
She tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour!
The guy nearly exploded!"

Suddenly,
They hear this blood-curdling scream from down the hall.
"Oh my God!"

First doctor:
"I just realized i told Nurse Jenny to prick Mr. Smith's boil!"