SOFTWARE ENGINEER WIFE

Never marry a software engineer.
Just have a look at this conversation and then decide Yourself.

Husband:
Hey dear,
I am logged in.

Wife:
Would you like to have some snacks?

Husband:
Hard disk full.

Wife:
Have you brought the saree.

Husband:
Bad command or file name.

Wife:
But I told you about it in morning.

Husband:
Erroneous syntax,
Abort,
Retry,
Cancel.

Wife:
Oh god!
Forget it where's your salary.

Husband:
File in use,
Read only,
Try after some time.

Wife:
At least give me your credit card,
I can do some shopping.

Husband:
Sharing violation,
Access denied.

Wife:
I made a mistake in marrying you.

Husband: Data type mismatch.

Wife:
You are useless.

Husband:
By default.

Wife:
Who was there with you in the car this morning?

Husband:
System unstable press ctrl,
Alt,
Del to
Reboot.

Wife:
What is the relation between you & your Receptionist?

Husband:
The only user with write permission.

Wife:
What is my value in your life?

Husband:
Unknown virus detected.

Wife:
Do you love me or your computer?

Husband:
Too many parameters.

Wife:
I will go to my dad's house.

Husband:
Program performed illegal operation,
It will Close.

Wife:
I will leave you forever.

Husband:
Close all programs and log out for another User.

Wife:
It is worthless talking to you.

Husband:
Shut down the computer.

Wife: I am going.

Husband:
It's now safe to turn off your computer.

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