Never marry a software engineer.
Just have a look at this conversation and then decide Yourself.
Husband:
Hey dear,
I am logged in.
Wife:
Would you like to have some snacks?
Husband:
Hard disk full.
Wife:
Have you brought the saree.
Husband:
Bad command or file name.
Wife:
But I told you about it in morning.
Husband:
Erroneous syntax,
Abort,
Retry,
Cancel.
Wife:
Oh god!
Forget it where's your salary.
Husband:
File in use,
Read only,
Try after some time.
Wife:
At least give me your credit card,
I can do some shopping.
Husband:
Sharing violation,
Access denied.
Wife:
I made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband: Data type mismatch.
Wife:
You are useless.
Husband:
By default.
Wife:
Who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband:
System unstable press ctrl,
Alt,
Del to
Reboot.
Wife:
What is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband:
The only user with write permission.
Wife:
What is my value in your life?
Husband:
Unknown virus detected.
Wife:
Do you love me or your computer?
Husband:
Too many parameters.
Wife:
I will go to my dad's house.
Husband:
Program performed illegal operation,
It will Close.
Wife:
I will leave you forever.
Husband:
Close all programs and log out for another User.
Wife:
It is worthless talking to you.
Husband:
Shut down the computer.
Wife: I am going.
Husband:
It's now safe to turn off your computer.
Just have a look at this conversation and then decide Yourself.
Husband:
Hey dear,
I am logged in.
Wife:
Would you like to have some snacks?
Husband:
Hard disk full.
Wife:
Have you brought the saree.
Husband:
Bad command or file name.
Wife:
But I told you about it in morning.
Husband:
Erroneous syntax,
Abort,
Retry,
Cancel.
Wife:
Oh god!
Forget it where's your salary.
Husband:
File in use,
Read only,
Try after some time.
Wife:
At least give me your credit card,
I can do some shopping.
Husband:
Sharing violation,
Access denied.
Wife:
I made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband: Data type mismatch.
Wife:
You are useless.
Husband:
By default.
Wife:
Who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband:
System unstable press ctrl,
Alt,
Del to
Reboot.
Wife:
What is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband:
The only user with write permission.
Wife:
What is my value in your life?
Husband:
Unknown virus detected.
Wife:
Do you love me or your computer?
Husband:
Too many parameters.
Wife:
I will go to my dad's house.
Husband:
Program performed illegal operation,
It will Close.
Wife:
I will leave you forever.
Husband:
Close all programs and log out for another User.
Wife:
It is worthless talking to you.
Husband:
Shut down the computer.
Wife: I am going.
Husband:
It's now safe to turn off your computer.
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